A dick-twiddle is when a penis-wielding person is approached by any gender and has his dick twiddled with 2-3 fingers. It is a teasing motion where the penis is gently slapped sideways back and forth a few times, resulting in small amounts of arousal in the victim.
Victim: Ah! A beautiful day!
Rapist: Eheh.. mhmm
(Rapist dick-twiddles 12-year-old boy)
(Victim gasps)
(Victim has never experienced anything so exciting)
(Victim ejaculates for the first time)
(Dies)
(Rapist fucks dead body)
Rapist: Eheh.. mhmm
(Rapist dick-twiddles 12-year-old boy)
(Victim gasps)
(Victim has never experienced anything so exciting)
(Victim ejaculates for the first time)
(Dies)
(Rapist fucks dead body)
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In typical narcissist fashion, they feel the arbitrary need to dominate others in even the most trivial debates, and their Achilles' heel is basically anything that deprives them from their I'm-right-all-the-time mindset, and will stop at nothing to bully their enemies to 'reclaim' their manliness.
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