Sandy dick

Some weird ass thing Raya said to me on Feb 21st . You're weird dude.

The dude got a Sandy dick

by Eneses February 21, 2019

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Dick schein

Is a person who is such a looser, that he does not know that everyone thinks he's a joke! Also a sad little person, who does juvenile things to get back at people but instead just hurts him self. Also a person who can't get laid, leaves a bruise on his penis from too much masturbation.

Do you know that guy Kendal? Yeah, he lies about everything and tries to pretend he knows everything. What a dick schein

by nosa74 October 31, 2009

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vacation dick

A dick that is so large that women can only occasionally.
boyfriend dick

Woman: I can't have sex with my boyfriend a lot because he has a vacation dick.

by Hmchgfynb June 16, 2016

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Dick

A big cock, an male reproductive system that can come in may shapes or sizes that is used to slip into a vagina, piss, and it is also used to masturbate.

I want to suck your dick.

by Ricky Ridcardo January 21, 2018

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Dick dandruff

When a man awakes to perform the morning dispersal of urination, to find that the juices from the sluice of sluts he slayed the night before, has dried into a funky crust. DO NOT PANIC MEN.
This "dick dandruff" can EASILY be discarded by simply tugging your meat until the remnants have shed entirely.

Bro I thought that last cunt I dropped my was in was infected or something. Woke up this morningwith crust flaking off my dick. After thorough research though, found out it's just "dick dandruff".

Hi five bro
(Crust falls off friends hand as he strikes the hand slapping pose)

by Assblasting aspirations April 4, 2020

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