My kidnapper ate my traffic

When you try to think of an excuse

Why am I late? uhhh, uhhhh, my kidnapper ate my traffic

by ascendedbread May 5, 2023

Drove my Chevy to the BLEVE

A corruption of a line in the song American Pie, used in past tense reference to getting dangerously close to a Boiling Liquid Evaporating Vapor Explosion. Such explosions are often delayed for some time after the start of a fire heating a closed vessel containing liquid. The fire makes a telltale plume that draws spectators, who often bring their video cameras, and then the container bursts, producing the BLEVE.

Bye, bye Miss American Pie
Drove my Chevy to the BLEVE...

I drove my Chevy to the BLEVE and melted my sunglasses.

by Stimpleton J Cat December 9, 2013

Feed my lizard

An excuse to leave an online chat room, mainly for gaming, to go and masturbate

"You ready to start the next match?"
"Hol' up I need to feed my lizard"

by Sick kackis August 15, 2020

My Guy

A term used by a rare amount of people.

Kai Mezzatesta said to his friend Josh Carser " Whatup My Guy?" or "What are you doin My Guy?"

by MEZZTASTIC.JR May 31, 2023

My Man Adidas

My man adidas, the best bestie a shan could ever have. He still makes boobie and deez nutz jokes. Hes always right and has a fat ass.

"Hey is that adidas? Shannyns bestie?" "Yessir thats him officer." "Whoa, thats a dumptruck of an ass" "My man adidas, that is one hot ass."

by mitsukiluver June 27, 2021

fo shizzle my nizzo

For Sure my "nigger"(not offensive way). Used to avoid being counted as bad word.

Fo shizzle my nizzo ya'll

by Masta debata September 15, 2003

Toods My Dudes

A contraction of "toodles my dudes", "toods my dudes" is a declaration of intended departure from a social gathering containing one or more dudes or dudettes.

Alternate usage, "toodles my doodles" if you're not into the whole brevity thing.

"Toods my dudes!"

by Hefty Waft January 18, 2023