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board my platform

A nicer, sarcastic way of telling someone " please be kind enough to understand things from my point of view"
Mom: Devon, when I was your age, and hung out, I didn't smoke weed, I listened to The Beatles

Devon: well, board my platform, maybe you will understand modern idiotagers better
by Sexydimma September 12, 2016
mugGet the board my platformmug.

Get in my way and i'll whack you in the Labonza

A quote that is used by Legs a character from the simpsons, threatening somone to beat him up in the gut
What's the matter you?
You ain't so big.
Me and him are gonna whack-a you in Labonza or gut

Get in my way and i'll whack you in the Labonza
by MeshueRay March 6, 2017
mugGet the Get in my way and i'll whack you in the Labonzamug.
And without asking any questions ruined my life before it started, likely ruined the life of my mother's boyfriend at the time under false pretenses and now...
Hym "Everyone and their brother can just use the fact the I stumbled across rape porn and a vigilante tracked my location as a 13 year old to refuse my rights in perpetuity until I submit to the will of the people and let you control the nature of my relationships from the shadows I perpetuity? THAT is what's insane. And you clearly accept the terms of matching insanity with insanity so I don't see how murdering your kids isn't par for the course."
by Hym Iam July 21, 2025
mugGet the Stumbled across rape porn and a vigilante tracked my location as a 13 year oldmug.

hop off my grill

when someone attacks you and they gotta leave you alone
by liampaynee April 21, 2016
mugGet the hop off my grillmug.

broke my fridge

A slang insult suggesting that someone is overweight, implying that their fridge will be broken to prevent them from eating. Used in a mocking or derogatory way.
(#1) "I don't think we can both fit on this couch"
(#2) "Are you calling me fat?

(#2)"Can you believe it? She just broke my fridge"
by Hanboob February 20, 2025
mugGet the broke my fridgemug.

Smacked my belly

When an individual feels invalidated after being vulnerable with someone else. IE; A cat showing its belly in a stance of vulnerability, only to have its belly smacked.
“I was really vulnerable last night with Kevin when I told him I liked him, but he totally smacked my belly!”
by kate_crow September 4, 2020
mugGet the Smacked my bellymug.

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