No dick december

anti simp

When girls are mean to boys that did no simp September

Hey it’s no dick December

by The_man_17 September 25, 2020

DICK

IT IS BIG AND CHUNKY AND THE SIZE OF 4 METERS
THIS IS THE DESCRIPTION OF ANSH

"YO PIERRE YOU SAW ANSH DICK, IT IS NOTHING COMPARED TO SAMS"

by DLSFAJKLS November 28, 2021

Sirachi Dick

When you touch your penis after using siracha sauce without wiping your hands and your penis burns like no tomorrow to the point where you need to waterboard your own cock to cool it off.

Jacob got Sirachi dick after spending another night alone jerking off with siracha sauce

by Ajslabs February 13, 2023

Stick your dick in a tagine

Regional variation on "Take a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut." Used to tell someone to fuck off or scram.

Quit bothering me! Go stick your dick in a tagine, why don't you?

by Alphonse the Great September 6, 2022

Whistle dick

A young adult male prostitute who loiters with others in a park or on a particular corner who is summoned to a customer's car by the customer whistling. Synonym of hustler.

Since others in the area may be selling drugs or pimping female prostitutes or might be undercover law enforcement officers, this word is used by peers and others to indicate which business the person is doing in the area: “What is he doing here?” “Oh, he is just a whistle dick.” (Not a cop, drug dealer, or pimp.)

by lizbethsdad June 9, 2020

Dick Van Dyke

How the heck does this guy not die? He is 94 and still seems to be going on strong.

Dick Van Dyke is the new Chuck Norris

by WorseThanHitler November 22, 2020

Booger Dick

An insult to call a single man who never gets laid, and is always picking his nose.

"Hey Adam, get over here you Booger Dick!"
"Dude, Carl is such a Booger Dick."

by NxtNightmare September 29, 2023