Dick Music

When you make noises with your johnson.

Maria always wanta me to make dick music before i give head.

by Kralja June 5, 2024

dick

The name that randomly appears in one of your college building.

A: Hey where is your next class?
B: Dick 101 again.

by Gluteen Flee July 10, 2019

Dick

Candles and flowers

“What are dicks?”
“Candles or flowers”

by Bobdave January 29, 2022

Big dick Gandalf

A sexier Gandalf or a way to refer to a sexy male (regardless of your gender)

Yo obi wan (revenge of the sith) obi wan is a big dick Gandalf

by Female jacculant sex bot October 12, 2020

short dick it

incompetence or inadequacy.
Something done poorly, a bad job, a rushed task the person could have done better at.
little or no effort used in the job or activity.

bro, you need to short dick it. we have five more jobs today and we don't have time to sit here and replace the bolt to the toilet seat.

by boot leg ;P June 8, 2016

Fuck about dick

The state of being aggressively ignorant. One who knows exactly jack shit about what they’re doing yet they force us all into their complete fuckary. They are so stupid they make you say ridiculous shit that you know doesn’t make sense but you could not give a fuck less.

My family is having an intervention for me because they think I jerk off too much but they called the cops on my girlfriend. Now she’s in prison and I would be out getting laid but my entire family has been screwing me over while they plan this intervention. They don’t know fuck about dick.

by Crucially Dreaming March 6, 2023

Dick-ups

When you get the hiccups after you sucked dick.

Ah man, now you gave me the dick-ups.

by AlwaysThatOneChick August 29, 2017