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Don't Cum In My Lungs

DCIML- Don’t Cum In My Lungs

Used when something is so funny that it hurts your lungs from how hard you're laughing. Adapted from the urban phrase "don't clart my lungs".
Don't cum in my lungs, this shit is hilarious.
by greenbot4 February 20, 2023
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Y'know, there's more to me than just my tits!

What a cute southern farmer's daughter gently remonstrates to a lustful stud who's having touchy-feely fun wif her delectable warm soft naked self in da hayloft.
Blinky-eyed buxom chick, giggling a bit after her new guy has made her velvety-smooth DD-cup chest-pillowz absolutely numb and tingly-nippled from his having thirstingly suckled and kneaded them in his big hands for fifteen minutes straight: Y'know, there's more to me than just my tits!
Guy, drooling pre-cum from his huge hard-on: Oh, I know there is, Sweet Cheex --- you're delightfully soft and warm all over, and I definitely want to savor every square inch of you! I just can't bring myself to let go of THESE gorgeous heavenly-feeling things yet!
by QuacksO July 12, 2023
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my real name?

famous line by terryiscool160
by fjhashjfshiaks9djjkq September 21, 2021
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My two cents

An idiom meaning "that's my opinion" or "that's my humble suggestion." It conveys a personal viewpoint, often given unsolicited, and can be used in both formal and informal contexts.
I know we didn't ask for everyone's thoughts, but here's my two cents on the project: we should focus more on the marketing strategy.
by Emotional Cruiser July 20, 2025
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scooch my balls

When someone is trying to get something off you all the time by being rude.
"Hey Tony, I heard you just got paid."
"I just gave you 20 bucks last week, you really scooch my balls!"
by anonymous December 29, 2022
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Fist my shit cannon

To insert your fist into someone's anus
My girlfriend was so nasty last night she said fist my shit cannon
by Lasersword May 6, 2018
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thats my body

Fully in control and doing whatever it is you're doing, YOUR WAY, no matter what.

Used to signify that something is fully embraced, claimed, or unapologetically taken/taken on.

Declaration of ownership over actions, regardless of consequences.
thats my body - Fully in control and doing whatever it is you're doing, YOUR WAY, no matter what.

"Yo Ryan, the lights turning yellow, you should slow down."
"HELL NAH THAT SHITS MY BODY"
*speeds through it*

proceeds to speed through the light, owning the decision to break the law

*Forgets to study or just doesn't want to*
"Studying was NOT my body"

implies that studying was completely outside of their vibe, used as an excuse for procrastination
by Narom Nayr December 9, 2024
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