by TreelyFreely August 6, 2021
Get the Dick Waddingtonmug. 
A male reproductive organ that attracts gay/bisexual males as well — heteronormativity is real and it’s oppressive.
“Hey! You’re gay and I’m gay... may I play with your dick?”
“Of course you can! I used to think that only women were allowed to play with my penis, BUT NOW THAT I’VE REALISED THAT I’M GAY... MEN CAN TOO!!!! Who’s dying, really?”
“Of course you can! I used to think that only women were allowed to play with my penis, BUT NOW THAT I’VE REALISED THAT I’M GAY... MEN CAN TOO!!!! Who’s dying, really?”
by Elsa Buttersworth December 5, 2019
Get the Dickmug. Wow, did you heard about Andrei his cock?
Yes i heard! The romanian dick driver drove his cock right off after a car deal gone wrong!!
Yes i heard! The romanian dick driver drove his cock right off after a car deal gone wrong!!
by Cmen14 December 30, 2022
Get the Romanian Dick Drivermug. The Dick-Band is a phenomenon in which a male individual who is wearing a belt, has the excess length of the belt draping/flopping around in front of his leg, almost as if to represent his self-proclaimed cock size for any and all to lay eyes upon and bow before.
Person 1: "Dude, remember in middle school when all the preps and jocks would tighten their belts and make the excess length hang down in front of their leg to show people their dick size? They all just walked around school sporting dick-bands like it was their jobs!"
Person 2: "What..?"
Person 2: "What..?"
by JohnnyHopscotch69 August 10, 2023
Get the Dick-Bandmug. That dick that a girl can only take maybe once a month 100% of the time its above 11 inches so basically I big ass horse dick.
Omg Sarah that vacation dick I had last night has me walking crazy, I'll need about a month to recover from this
by Ayelmao2801 June 14, 2016
Get the vacation dickmug. The act of sitting around with your friends or colleagues and wasting time, especially when using your jock brain.
by Bill Willcox March 6, 2017
Get the Picking their dicksmug.