by SloppySeals January 26, 2024
A gross superhero. If you were his wife you would never see him, that's why he is single I guess! Of course he will 'save the day' but instead of taking them down, he bites them? Wouldn't that make the bad guy immortal?! So.. uh, I guess he doesn't really save everyone? The guy has a bad .. Comedy show? Every year I guess.? He does this with his son, which is somehow not a vampire..? So.. CONGRATS YOU'RE ADOPTED!! Honestly I feel kinda bad for little Timmy, he literally saw his dad suck BLOOD out of his bully's NECK. I get it, he is a bully.. BUT JEEZE. Anyways, this character is made by Danny Gonzalez and I think Vampire Dad is weird
by Vampire Son's Friend February 01, 2022
when one is feeliong overwhelmed (usually in a happy manner) and doesnt know how to express their emotions
by spongebob4646 June 04, 2018
Usually a game that someone 40 years+ would enjoy, this could be an older game or just a game that no one really likes.
by Jason Bo Bason September 27, 2023
The kind of dad that has his family and responibilitys on one hand but on the other he is kind of a slick person, who would collect "loose change" and flirt with your 12 y/o girlfriend.
But all in all he's a cool guy with a laidback attitude, like your cool uncle but he's your dad
But all in all he's a cool guy with a laidback attitude, like your cool uncle but he's your dad
by Niyuo August 15, 2017
"Last week in boxing, my son sparred with a full-grown man and completely held his own. I had a huge dad boner"
by ColonelKurtz April 15, 2021
the dad if you dont have a dad! The one that teaches you stuff that your father would've teached you, but on youtube. For example how to change the motor oil or to replace a fuse in the fuse box! This father doesnt give you love but he really helps.
by hypn1c December 25, 2018