One secaroni

Cooler, funner way to say one second

Ill be back in one secaroni

by N.Zoobear July 4, 2016

One Spurlock

A “One Spurlock” is a texas cowboy term orriginated in Starks, Louisiana where one slowly rises a closed fist in the air somewhat resembling a knuckle sandwich but with a little more attitude. A “One Spurlock” typically instigates bar fights, arguments at your local boat ramp and shit talking on Snapchat.

I swear bill if that somebitch says my diddy bought this Phoenix bass boat and 2018 f350 I’m gonna give him one spurlock and fuck his girl.

by Bill Spurlock March 20, 2019

a pacey one

Something that has a large amount of speed
Can also be done if used in the form of a verb

A train will be doing a pacey one after completing a loop the loop

by The Most Knowledgeable April 23, 2018

One sided

Seeing everyone's double standard but your own would be one sided.

The girl thought she knew who was one sided and who wasn't. Really, everyone is a one sided hypocrite, it's just a matter of what degree their hypocrisy goes (how far they keep going with it).

by Solid Mantis November 17, 2020

One directionist

White girls between 7 and 12, have posters of them on their walls, and screams thief head off at a concert.

Think of it like a cult

My sister is such a One Directionist.

by IHATEPOOPJOKES July 12, 2018

One job

A task so incredibly easy that no one can fail; they ultimately fail it anyways.

Trevor: You had one job, Michael, one job!
Michael: I know, I'm sorry!

by COKEDIGGER101 January 26, 2023

One for Bob

Adjective for an obese women, commonly from Scotland and smells like first price vodka

Look there's one for Bob. There is Bobs lass hide your haggis roll.

by Fendog8 August 20, 2021