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Asshole light

The asshole light was out and so the car flunked the inspection.
by anonymous October 18, 2023
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must be the lighting

Often said when you second guess your (or someone else's) initial impression of something/someone.
Usually, I find him ugly, but today he's smokin' hot. Must be the lighting.

She looked hot on instagram, but then I met her IRL. Must've been the lighting.

Person A (who is overweight): I look so skinny today.
Person B: It must be the lighting.
by libelula_안녕 July 17, 2018
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Traffic Light Event Horizon

While approaching a green traffic light when driving, it's the point you make a mental note of, X feet before the intersection, where you're going through light even if it turns to yellow. X varies on the mph of the vehicle and the risk-tolerance of the driver. A feeling of relaxation often accompanies passing the event horizon of a traffic light, in particular when in a rush or for known long red lights.
I thought for sure we were already passed the traffic light event horizon, but Becky slammed on the breaks when the light turned yellow and my blue coconut slush fell and spilled all over the floormat or her Hyundai Elantra.
by Mr Nutes April 20, 2025
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Light switch

Incredibly attractive and erotic women. Capable of turning somebody on as a light switch would.
Jon: Emily was looking bad today.
Alfred: Facts, she is a light switch.
by JohnRanford1993 July 4, 2022
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Electric Light Orchestra

Some hairy Brummies playing around with various instruments.
My favourite band is Electric Light Orchestra!
by WaysideWorks October 22, 2018
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gaff lighting

A garbled attempt at gas lighting that insults the intelligence.
Joe Biden was gaff lighting the country when he blamed the MAGAS for defending the police
by Captain Midnight September 15, 2023
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Turn Out the Lights

l e a v i n g l a s t ? t u r n o u t t h e l i g h t s !

Turn Out The Lights (also known as Jerry Kilowatt) is a creature created by Trevor Henderson.

Appearance

Since there is only 1 picture of TOTL, with him being only a silhouette, so it is unknown what exactly he looks like. However, it is presumed that he looks like the figure on the sign in the picture reading "Leaving last? Turn out the lights!", a cartoon character that appears to look like it's from an old show, similar to the other cartoon monsters. He has dark zig-zag shaped limbs and a white, light bulb head. He also has white gloves with the lines commonly seen among cartoon characters, and on the gloves of Cartoon Cat and Cartoon Dog, supporting the theory that he is their relative, or has a similar origin.
by Your bob August 31, 2022
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