ice cream gland

the gland that makes lazy people fat when they claim to have a gland problem

that person can't lose weight b/c he has an ice cream gland

by robdog073191 May 4, 2005

Ice Cream Friday

The act of ejaculating in your partners glass and freezing it, then shitting and pissing on the frozen cum and freezing it again until finally stirring it up and force feeding it to your partner in the middle of the night.

I love giving my partner an Ice Cream Friday.

by Somebodythatiusedtoknow. October 20, 2021

Ice cream float

When you are left without option and must urgently defecate in a urine filled toilet. The resultant coup de gras being a stranger's urine is now splashed upon your ass.

After contracting the rotavirus on a cruise ship, Sergio opted out of the dessert buffet line only to have a stranger serve him up an ice cream float in the galley bathroom.

by Nosferatu October 31, 2019

Ice with a cherry on top

the thing I said to my friend once and convinced her that it has sexual meaning but it actually means literally nothing.

Look zeva, it's ice with a cherry on top lol. ( hyena-cackles)

by I'm_Definitely_Not_A_Alien April 15, 2019

Ice cream coma

When eating ice cream leads to a coma.

Lance could not wake up from his ice cream induced coma, hence ice cream coma.

by Kent Bigcannon October 25, 2019

Hot Ice Cube

Taking a shit in a refrigerator for some other unfortunate soul to clean up

He then landed a Hot Ice Cube in his friends house as revenge for him having intercourse with his girlfriend.

by Invadethezim September 24, 2011

Ice Your Dice

To "Slow Down", "Stop", or "Wait up" when someone is falling behind. (Literally or figuratively.)

Charlie: "Hurry up, Sam!"
Sam: "Ice your dice, man. There's a pebble in my shoe."

OR

Emily: "-And then he was like, "We are so over", and just hung up. I'm so heartbroken!"
Julie: "Whoa, ice your dice, you two were dating?"

by rewy400 September 11, 2010