My dad said he was not gay but then after going out with family I found out his buddy’s are drunk tossers.
by Truthoftheword July 26, 2021
Get the drunk tossersmug. I never noticed how beautiful that brick is before...maybe I'm drunk but it's beautiful...drunk light
by Franklin Jackson Johnson July 15, 2018
Get the Drunk lightmug. by stickyndrunk November 30, 2015
Get the drunk sciencingmug. The type of drunk you get after playing softball in the sun all day while sipping Twisted Tea or pounding Crown Royal Peach. This type of drunk includes the possibility of pissing yourself or vomiting on field 31 and a late night trip to the Waffle House where a twerking competition may break out.
by Anamnidacole July 13, 2022
Get the 31 Drunkmug. Someone who is not so drunk that they can call an Uber or Lift driver or taxi driver, and who has the means of paying for the driver.
Anne will be the designated drunk driver since she has an Uber of Lift app on her I phone and never is so drunk or poor that she can't call and pay for one. Also Anne would never leave any of us behind, or anyone drunk with the keys to a car.
by mlhiss April 18, 2020
Get the designated drunk drivermug. A phenomenon that affects both a person's brain and body when they stay up late and their mind can't compute things. Symptoms of sleep drunk include:
- The inability to spell
- Random keyboard spams
- Non-coherent sentences
- Off-topic unnecessary subjects that they probably pulled out of their ass
- Laughing at everything
- Just generally not making sense
- Sending messages in chunks
Sleep drunk, as the name suggests, resembles being drunk. Instead of alcohol however, it's the lack of sleep. This only happens at night and early morning. If it occurs any other time, said person is either actually drunk, or just a lil dumb.
- The inability to spell
- Random keyboard spams
- Non-coherent sentences
- Off-topic unnecessary subjects that they probably pulled out of their ass
- Laughing at everything
- Just generally not making sense
- Sending messages in chunks
Sleep drunk, as the name suggests, resembles being drunk. Instead of alcohol however, it's the lack of sleep. This only happens at night and early morning. If it occurs any other time, said person is either actually drunk, or just a lil dumb.
Decent person: "Hey dude, it's 2am. Shouldn't you be sleeping?"
Sleep drunk person:
"Hey"
"Hahe"
"Do uou liek chiloklate milk"
Decent person: "What-"
Sleep drunk person: "I think k might beb sleepe sdrink"
Decent person: "Pfft, yeah definitely. Go to bed"
Sleep drunk person:
"But I wanan to yoh"
"Sjhsjsv banabanabsan"
Decent person: "What the hell are you doing-"
Sleep drunk person:
"when i was. a hyoubg biy. my father. took me into yhe vity. to sleee a marchign band"
"He saide 'som when. You grow up. will yiu be. The savioru of the broken, the beateb and the eamnded?'"
Sleep drunk person:
"Hey"
"Hahe"
"Do uou liek chiloklate milk"
Decent person: "What-"
Sleep drunk person: "I think k might beb sleepe sdrink"
Decent person: "Pfft, yeah definitely. Go to bed"
Sleep drunk person:
"But I wanan to yoh"
"Sjhsjsv banabanabsan"
Decent person: "What the hell are you doing-"
Sleep drunk person:
"when i was. a hyoubg biy. my father. took me into yhe vity. to sleee a marchign band"
"He saide 'som when. You grow up. will yiu be. The savioru of the broken, the beateb and the eamnded?'"
by bug boy June 21, 2022
Get the Sleep Drunkmug. Basically saying you are willing to partake in something stupid if you are intoxicated enough to do so.
by JustSomePersonHere September 11, 2022
Get the If im drunk enough...mug.