To become so intoxicate, getting into a fight with a vending machine is your source of entertainment.
by Anti-Texas March 15, 2010
by Drunkgod October 13, 2020
by Drunkgod October 13, 2020
To pre-game so much that one reaches blackout status prior to the event one is attending while maintaining decency and good-humor without becoming a woo-girl.
by tarantula_eater April 29, 2021
1. When two people are having sex and at least one of them is drunk and they have an instant connection.
2. While under the influence of alcohol, having fake heart string for a one night stand.
2. While under the influence of alcohol, having fake heart string for a one night stand.
by 1234567890-098765434567890--09 January 20, 2017
When you get sloppy drunk and think it'd be real clever to write some irresponsible, hateful, or degrading things on the internet for all to see. This could also include pictures and usually involves a couple of conniving friends.
The drunken mishaps are usually forgotten until a year or so later when someone puts an urbandictionary.com status game on Facebook.
The drunken mishaps are usually forgotten until a year or so later when someone puts an urbandictionary.com status game on Facebook.
Person- I'm a real asshole when I drink sometimes, I can take 'drunk publish' to a whole other level.
Person 2- Pity you usually forget.
Person 2- Pity you usually forget.
by Lady of the Valley February 04, 2010
A male human being who is presumably under the influence of alcohol and is locked on the floor and unable to move, usually drunk floor men still act drunk but are unable to get off the floor
The paramedics had to be called to get the drunk floor man (DFM) off the train since he was too drunk to move and was believed to have had alcohol poisoning
by GayCloud June 16, 2018