Death By Bear

Death by Cumplosion from a bear.

These are called Horny bears. They sneak in your house at night and take you in your sleep.

If you dont die from the sheer mass of fur on you, or the 18-20 inch Bear dick in you, the cumplosion will Surely kill you.

38 reported cases 0 Survivors.

Person 1: Hey what happend at the jeffersons?
Person 2: Oh god a group of Horny bears snuck in, and well... Lets just say they didnt go out looking pretty.
Person 1: Oh god, Death by bear is never a way to go out.

by Randy Numan April 29, 2010

unicycle of death

something used as a last resort to make money when very stonded. is a inside joke hard to understand

welp someones gonna have to ride the unicycle of death

by rob n jon January 17, 2009

Death Charge

On a very cushioned surface (preferably a sofa) when someone sits down and slowly gets up while farting into the surface of the cushioned material, so that when the next person sits down it releases the smell.

I totally just death charged that guys chair.

by David Dittles February 27, 2010

touch of death

Conor McGregor's left Hand

"The question is, can Conor land, what the great Firas Zahabi likes to call, the "touch of death" on the chin of Eddie Alvarez"

by MartyFakeSnoozeman February 20, 2020

death dump

the biggest shyt you'll evr take and its so hard to get out your anus you die from struggling.

Dude 1: Dude i almost had a death dump
Dude 2: omg i feel bad for you

by awkwardpandacorn April 28, 2014

death metal whore

a black metal whore but for death metal, only like the music because of us awesome death metalrs.

"i think your band is cool and you have long hair"
"you madam are a death metal whore"

by deathmetalistheonlygoodmusic December 4, 2009

P.O.D. (Pussy Of Death)

A Skanky girl who has been around with alot of different guys and may have a number of various STDs.

I was dancing with this hot blonde when my friend told me that the blonde bitch fucked the entire football team and chess club. There was no way I was gunna stick my dick in that P.O.D. (Pussy Of Death).

by MistahBradshaw August 31, 2010