Swamp Donkey 

Fat chicks that hang out in Country Western Bars

Heee Haaa....check out the Swamp Donkeys line dancing.

Swamp Donkey by Swampdonkeyslayer May 8, 2003

Tube Donkey 

Term used to describe a mexican burrito so hot it will burn gowing down and coming out. It will make a man burn in his feminine spots and a woman scream in orgasm.

I had a tube donkey for lunch last week, it still hurts. That guy is a tube donkey, hurts my ass just to work with him.

That guy screwed me over like a tube donkey.

Tube Donkey by Matt Hashman December 20, 2010

drain donkey

A midwestern colloquialism, originating from Nebraska, used to celebrate overcoming long odds through exceptional skill or luck, especially within the context of golf or gambling.

The shooter's 5th consecutive 7 on the come out was met with a resounding 'DRAIN DONKEY!' from the betting gallery.

drain donkey by linguistic anthropologist June 2, 2011

Cross Donkey 

A racist southern democrat.

Mortimer: "He might be a cotton picker, but he is better than that goddam Mormon."
Shanice: "Oh Mortimer, you ignorant cross donkey!"

Cross Donkey by Joel Wanger August 7, 2012

dope donkey dick 

The best dick in the whole world that will have you making tacos afterwards

I'm getting the dope donkey dick dropped in my draws

dope donkey dick by khaoschef December 6, 2014

Swamp donkey 

An impeccably ugly skinny girl missing at least one tooth, whose vagina smells like a Mexican fish market.

Amy is a total swamp donkey dude...what the fuck are you doing sleeping with her?

Swamp donkey by Vulch5 October 29, 2015

rusty donkey 

A rustic bar that is now closed.

What year did that rusty donkey close on Detroit Avenue?

rusty donkey by Rdore1277 December 5, 2015