Boomer Break

Taking a shit and masturbating at the same time.

John: Hey man, what took you so long?
Me: I was having a Boomer break
John: Oh......

by Bartholomew Jackmeister September 9, 2019

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Breaking The Plane

The overstepping of a USPS mail carrier to enter one’s home and beginning cooking or snacking on various baked goods such as Poptarts.

Mailman: “On my route today, I plan on Breaking The Plane… I’m starving.”

by anonymous April 29, 2024

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spring break

Spring Break:
noun
Defination:
A "break" is not found in this week. This week is when students do more catch up homework ever expected because assignments have been stopped for this one week.

Senior year in high school is when there is no break in spring break

by too tired to care July 3, 2016

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Break and enter

Using any kind of force to open and enter a private dwelling without warremt regardless of possession of proper authority and pillaging retards homes

Break and enter is black and white on paper

by Cody5050 January 29, 2022

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When you screw something up so badly in front of so many people, that you wish you were being pre-recorded on TV so you could ask the technical staff to literally "cut to commercial break." The cut to commercial break indicates that you have achieved an Xbox like screw up. If you were in a video game, the achievement "Worst thing you've done this year" would indicate below you on screen.

I had a savage, throbbing boner during my job interview yesterday. When I stood up, it kinked in my pants like a broken candy bar and I know the hiring manager saw it. I really wished I could have cut to commercial break. I could hear him telling his buddy I must be "fun sized" on the way out of the lobby.

by CPT Ron July 20, 2020

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