Love is blind

Aw hey! That sounds like my thing! Boy am I glad that people are publicly talking about THAT instead of my thing! It's not like my thing is infinitely worse or anything.

Hym "Man, I don't even get free alcohol OR women trapped in a house with me! Those love is blind guys got it made. I don't know what they're complaining about."

by Hym Iam March 26, 2024

Stroking it blind

The act of parking in a dark or dim lit area

“Dude, where were you?”
“Sorry, I had to be careful as I was stroking it blind”

by Heather Kerns April 23, 2024

Stroking it blind

The act of parking in a dark or dim lit area

The trucker was stroking it blind since it was dark

by Heather Kerns May 1, 2024

minty citrus blend

• 1 cup fresh orange juice
• 1 banana, frozen
• 1/4 cup greek yogurt
• 1 tbsp mint toothpaste
• handful of mint leaves
• 1/2 cup ice

STEPS:

1. In a blender, combine orange juice, banana, greek yogurt, mint toothpaste, mint leaves, and ice.

2. Blend until smooth and creamy.

3. Pour into glass and garnish with mint leaves.

4. enjoy this revitalizing drink!

Hey, do you wanna try some Minty Citrus Blend?

by Seriva-Intrana July 8, 2024

oatmeal put in a blender with rice in the bottom

Disgusting food ewww

Person 1:im gonna have some oatmeal put in a blender with rice in the bottom :person 2: ewww

by Randguy6767776767 October 7, 2024

Russian winter/Serbian Blindness

Eating someone’s ass then kissing their eyes therefore giving the individual pink eye.

I’d only give my worst enemy a Russian winter/Serbian blindness

by Fart Knocker EXTREME December 16, 2024

Frog in a blender

When a female partner carries syphilys, and is on her period engages in a a sexual act where a penis acts as a blender producing a green and red substance in the woman’s uterus.

Jane and Marcus participated in a frog in a blender.

by Horsecock489 January 1, 2025