beans on post

The interuption of a fry-up by the postman, so you have only time to cook the beans before you read the post. This results in the beans being served atop the post.

"honey, im running late for work...here's the post though"

"oh i'll just cook you some beans on post quickly then"

by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009

Bean poem

A poem that kids often say.

Beans,beans,beans are good for your heart.
The more you eat 'em the more they make you fart.

Do you know the bean poem.

by Deep blue 2012 May 16, 2010

Quim bean

An insult used by gay guys, to insult straight guys

Aaah, fcuk off quim bean

by sideways14a January 1, 2009

bean doobie

some killer refried beans and cheese rolled in a round flour rolling paper. spark it with some hot sauce.

"This is our last doobie man, lets go score some bean doobies from t-bell when it's spent."

by kissmygritshonky March 24, 2009

Chill Bean

To stay calm or to be a very cool person :)

Hey! Will you CHILL BEAN?
You're getting sweat all over me!
OR
AYE! CHILL BEAN COME HERE!

by nutpx October 13, 2008

Bean farmer

A Mexican man with a lot of kids

Man the Mexican guy has a shot load of kids! What a bean farmer!

by DjMackyMac November 6, 2015

bag of beans

Scrotum, smooth criminals, tomatoes, nadbag, jizzbags, raisin bag, happy sack, hairy saddlebags, bag of fruit, John Waynes hairy saddlebags, sack onuts; daddy-bag; marsupium; bag of tricks; jelly-bag.

I enjoyed Pamela playing with my bag of beans and giving me a head.

by AmЕn July 20, 2016