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Anti-Clever 

When one is simply so clever that others think that human is just spewing out raw mindless crap, when in actuality each and every sentence is a creative gem, each better than the last.

The dark side of cleverness.
"I have captured a great jungle lion. Every minute I am not wired one million dollars from someone, I will shave a line of beautiful majestic fur from his body. In exactly 24 hours i will place the cat back in the wild IN THE NUDE. He will be teased, hounded, ridiculed and humiliated till his face turns red. This will be your fault. COULD YOU LIVE WITH THAT? You have 24 hours, no cops or ill shave a rabbit too."

Not random garbage tongue, actual genius at work. Anti-Clever.
Anti-Clever by Grool7777777 July 13, 2012
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Anti-pet romantic preference 

Aka. A.P.R.P.; When an individual is only romantically attracted to people who does not want and or have pets
Darren will only date someone who does not own any pets, because they have intense allergies to a large number of different things found outdoors, including the fur of dogs, cats, minks, and rabbits, which makes Darren extremely uncomfortable for long periods of time. They have a anti-pet romantic preference.

Anti-vax 

A mental illness where a person without reason or neurological processes thinks vaccinations cause autism
Yo, to everyone who won’t get the COVID vaccine, you suck, and your new name is anti-vax
Anti-vax by Kapitän December 22, 2020

Anti-Hitler Memes 

A handy treatment for both allergies and facism
Karl: “I can’t stop sneezing and feeling racially superior
Joseph: “here, have some anti-Hitler memes, you’ll feel better in no time”

anti-crombieist 

Someone who ignorantly hates abercrombie and fith and co. (abercrobmie kids, Hollister) for dumb reasons such as "it's too expensive" (it's not), "it's lame, everyone wears it", etc. Just because you don't like it and wouldn't wear it doesn't mean you have to trash it and hate on it. It's just clothes, don't like it deal, don't complain!

Also someone who insists on saying "ambercrombie" there is no M

to see prime examples of anti-crombieists check the tags
anti-crombieist: "Abercrombie is so dumb, only stuck up snobs wear it!"

prep: "Quit hating, I don't trash your hot topic clothes! You have your style and I have mine.

Anti-Hero 

A great rock band from Swindon, Wiltshire who play lots of covers like Green Day and Red Hot Chili Peppers. They also have an EP out called In The Beginning EP
"Have you heard Anti-Hero? They're rockin!"
or
"I think In The Beginning EP is great, I love Anti-Hero!"
Anti-Hero by Auronater September 7, 2005

Anti Homophobia Cheese 

Cheese you throw at homophobic jerks. Works best if it's saved from lunch. But be careful this cheese has a lot of power so use it wisely and not for bad reasons.
Person: haha gross they're gay eww
Homosexual 1: rude
Homosexual 2: Want me to throw some cheese at them I have some extra from lunch
Homosexual 1: Why do you have cheese with you?
Homosexual 2: It always pays to have anti homophobia cheese!