commode-hugging drunk

heavily alcohol intoxicated, drunk to the point of vomiting

He was commode-hugging drunk last night.

by The Return of Light Joker April 2, 2010

Vending Machine Drunk

To become so intoxicate, getting into a fight with a vending machine is your source of entertainment.

Seattle became so vending machine drunk, she went out looking for a fight with a coke machine.

by Anti-Texas March 23, 2010

drunk eraser

A mythical eraser which undoes everything you don't remember doing the previous night.

Where's that drunk eraser at? Apparently I polluted facebook with mindless ramblings last night.

by Lancermannn March 19, 2010

drunk front

a frontal system that moves in and creates unfishable conditions for the next day(s) so therefore the best way to pass this time is to drink

Roger: "hey when is this drunk front supposed to move in?"
Ralph: "its supposed to move in tonight, the wind is supposed to pick up for next few days. It looks like the next fishable day won't be 'til the middle of the week"

by fishkiller443 January 17, 2010

Drunk Faced

To be wasted, shit faced, plastered, etc.

Man I got so drunk faced last night!

by drnkfc January 6, 2011

pitt drunk

to get so drunk that you piss and shit yourself and snort oxy cottons while failing to wheel

im gonna get so pitt drunk tonight
oh man i was so pitt drunk lastnight
jordan pitt is such a pussy only fags get pitt drunk
pitt drunk is for pussys

by tylerpitts November 26, 2010

drunking

(v) The act of drinking while already drunk.

Oh, Jessie is drunking again, she will probably head-butt someone soon.

by scarletjay September 23, 2010