ass-muppet

(1)An insult thrown at one younger than you, one of less status, or someone you plan on beating close to death. It implies that they are indeed a sock puppet made specifically for use with ones ass.

(1) "I'll wipe my ass with your face, you fucking ass-muppet."

by ProjectSOBER April 5, 2003

Bad Ass

someone who becomes mentally stronger despite having lived through adversity.

Shit... we messed with a bad ass who has a nice ass.

by yousaidwriteapseudonym February 11, 2021

ass slut

A male or female submissive whose ass and hole are their hot button.

Look at the way he wiggles that ass around when I touch him. Surely must be an Ass Slut.

by bronson2 May 17, 2008

ass floss

Ass floss is a skinny white guy in prison used as a cleaning tool.

Ass floss is when a skinny white guy is held captive as a tool for cleaning the cum out of a tosser salads ass.

by Rbomb04 June 14, 2014

volcano ass

When you're asshole is like Mount St. Helens and is ready to explode like a volcano.

"Bro, you better pull over. I gots volcano ass and might splatter all over your nice upholstery"

by hughmonger October 31, 2003

Quarter-ass

being half-assed at half-assing stuff

my bud John quarter-assed his final exam

by Krog April 27, 2006

ass rocket

Violent, gut wrenching defication. So violent that you have to strap on to the toilet not to be launched into orbit. Much gas is expelled along with, well, you know... the other stuff...

1. Shane suffered from IBS, so everyday after lunch he would have an Ass Rocket.

2. Wow! That Ass Rocket was so bad I had to strap in to keep from being launched through the roof!

by Thor May 13, 2005