calling a wall

An expression used to describe when the person you're calling is not expected to pick up. Thus, one may as well be calling a wall. Sometimes, these people hold perfectly good conversations via text. Yet for others, it is as if you are texting a wall too.

1.

Iván: "I really wanna to know the details for Saturday already."

Bily: "Why don't you just call her, bro?"

Iván: "Nah, I'd be calling a wall."

2.

Bily: "I wanna get to know her better, but I never see her anymore."

Iván: "So just call her, homie."

Bily: "Nah, I've tried. She's a call wall. At this point she probably replaced the phone icon on her iPhone with Instagram."

3.

Bily: Yo call this homie Latrell. I wanna go to Shake Shack already - I'm hungry as fuck.

Iván: Son, that's a wall call. You might as well ask this traffic light when Latrell is coming."

by larfz March 25, 2013

Cunt wall

When your being a complete cunt that's on the defense.

During an argument. One person says to a very defensive person. "I can't talk to you with your cunt wall up." "Your such a cunt wall"

by T&Jfen July 30, 2023

bugs in the walls

Crazy, jittery, on-edge, maybe a little paranoid.

What’s up with Tom?

Idk man, he’s hearing bugs in the walls

by Gorotsu bagatski June 4, 2020

Painting the Walls

Blowing your brains out; shooting self

Yeah I’ve been playing games all day to refrain from painting the walls.

by Dudely January 22, 2022

White Board is on the Wall

When bitches think they're funny but they're not... you dumb ass bitch.

ok well the white board is on the wall.

by flamingo1423 April 29, 2025

Wall-e

Cumming in space while your gf cums too noice

i just did the wall-e nice

by MongolMongolodie May 11, 2020

tall emotionless wall

a tall person who has no emotion at all

k is a tall emotionless wall
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by feebeeisherealot March 23, 2022