Ur mom

A big ass long one

Your a ur mom

by Yo mamamamam May 23, 2022

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Ur mom

Ur mom is a term that is as a joke. They aren't actually trying to a fend your mom so don't let it get to you, it's all in good fun.

Guy#1: What do you call a female camel?
Guy#2: Ur mom!

by Thor,thestrongestavenger March 9, 2022

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this sentence is given when a 11 year old (boy) gamer is angry and most likely depressed and has an IQ of under the 50, it is meant as an insult, tough no one ever is insulted, wich makes the person who said the sentence even more angry.

This sentence can be countered if you say the following sentence 'no u'

11 Year old boy: UR MOM GAY
Test-Subject: fuck off you little twat, go to ur mom and kill yourself, ill fuck you up if you wont fucking stop sucking dick, and i know your fucking brain cant comprehend this shit right now you little cunt but you really need to start play dora the fucking explorer in diaper land, bitch ass motherfucker...
11 Year old boy: UR MOM GAY
Test-Subject: no u
11 Year old boy: *Gets multiple tumors and start spazzing out on the floor*

by Hyperballl April 5, 2018

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Ur Cousin

Another very bad variation of ur mom that is generally used when speaking about incest but can also be used in many other situations.

Warning: using this variation of the common phrase "ur mom" may cause confusion due to it's unpopularity.

John: hey bro, what's up?
Dick: ur cousin

John: what?

by Pika Pika bitch August 5, 2018

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stfu and eat ur food

(shut the fuck up and eat ur food)
whenever u're just chilling and ur friend reminds u that u have to do a stressful work, tell him to be quiet and just eat his food like a fish

Guy 1: bro, we have a lot of homework for tomorrow
Guy 2: man, stfu and eat ur food

by therealseb September 8, 2020

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