sausage patty

The act of smashing your dick so hard it severs it to the point it bleeds while a woman bleeds menstral blood on it and shits in your mouth

Hey pat. Lets give ya a good ol sausage patty💀

by nihher gay shitnboi September 1, 2017

Chicken sausage fingers

A dude with fat, flat fingers ✌️

I got some chicken sausage fingers m8

by Otten September 27, 2019

Glazed sausage

When you’re penis gets covered in it’s own cum while jerking off

“Bro, yesterday my brother caught me with a glazed sausage.”

by 02022020 March 6, 2022

P.m. Sausage

When your little sister cooks sausages at 9pm

"ow damnit, I just burned my finger on the pan while making p.m. sausages"

by Raunchy Blaster March 31, 2024

Sausage Bullet

A poorly time, and unfunny comment that ruins the entire joke.

Spubert: Yknow those funny tiktoks where they say their ordering a pizza, but they only dial three numbers
Reed: "Yes the pizza is armed" haha
Kayla: "Can I get some sausage bullets" hahaha...
...
*crickets*
*side eyes*

by Spubert January 17, 2025

sausage tunnel

A male penis that has been surgically altered and transformed into a female vagina.

Tom: Yo! I finally had sex with Tiffany last night. She was able to take all 5 inches of my manhood in her vagina.

Jeff: What do you mean in her vagina? Last year Tiffany was named George. He had surgery to turn his dick into a sausage tunnel. You just put your penis in another penis.

Tom: whatever! A hole is a hole ahole!

by SausageTunnel May 3, 2023

Sausage footlong baconator

The very rare occasion that a fat hog is crossing the road and you just so happen to be riding a motorcycle. You would have to yell “sausage footlong baconator” right before you complete strike and brutally murder the hog

“Sausage footlong baconator”
🐖💀

by Lukard_oh November 6, 2025