tap the taco

Vaginal manipulation, by oneself or a partner.

many woman married to quarter inch killers need to tap the taco after sex to keep the marriage alive; unless they have a halfback option.

by omega cage October 15, 2006

traveling taco

female equivalent of road head

i love them traveling tacos.

traveling tacos smell great.

hey baby can i give you a traveling taco?

by sloppy suzanne October 30, 2009

puffy taco

when u punch the vagina until it swells up and then eat it

My girl owed me money so i gave her a puffy taco.

by Nick Francis May 11, 2008

White Taco

N. White Girls

"Tyson chased after that white Taco"

Tyson said ," Ay man I'm hongry for some white tacos"

by T3h T May 23, 2010

ass taco

1. The act of shitting, though not completely out, but predominantly into one's own ass crack and pressing the ass cheeks together to complete the effect. For a complete "Mexican effect," commit this act after the Dirty Sanchez.
2. An insult which is an image comparable to a person who is described as such.

1. Last night Mia was rough! I fucked her in the ass, and gave her a stank Dirty Sanchez. With that upset, she followed up with an ass taco.
2. For fuck's sake, Howard, stop being such an ass taco!

by respite August 12, 2006

del taco

a great place to eat...if you like large, healthy maggots in your food, that is. oh and it has shitty service

I just bit into the burrito i got at Del Taco...it tasted like it was older than me and it had maggots in it

by SexyLexie May 24, 2007

wussy taco

A person who is afraid of doing bad or daring things.. Not things like the dark or the monsters under your bed. The faggy little SOB that starts running away BEFORE you ring the doorbell during a ding dong ditch, or freaks out when you get 5 inches of air of 'that sweet jump' made out of a plank on the curb of the street.

Dude jack is such a wussy taco, he ran away before i even rang the doorbell.

by The Season's Song April 12, 2009