When your dick gets hard and you have nothing to stick it in, you got nothing you can do about it and you just have to live with it, you got a good ol fashion case of the cotton wood.
"I was driving down the road last night and got cotton wood, it sucked"
"My girl wasnt puttin'out last night, gave me a good ol case of the cotton wood"
"The worst thing about cotton wood, you cant jerk off in a straight jacket"
"My girl wasnt puttin'out last night, gave me a good ol case of the cotton wood"
"The worst thing about cotton wood, you cant jerk off in a straight jacket"
by freakynasty April 21, 2019
Get the cotton woodmug. It is when you’re friend is in a long distance relationship or a relationship which has ran out of gas and they refuse to give up; as if their trying to get wood from a dead tree.
My friend is trying to wood block himself at every encounter now. It’s utterly horrendous, they need to end it.
by Thermoraptor May 6, 2022
Get the Wood blockmug. by Yo Mumzy November 22, 2021
Get the Nate Woodmug. Chris Woods is Breanna’s daddy hes the best boyfriend ever he’s got a BIGGGG dick abs and amazingggg eyesssss I love him sm
by @tusbdy2134739 October 10, 2018
Get the Chris Woodsmug. 
by astro76 August 16, 2024
Get the woodmug.