sleep

something Troy students don't ever get

Those poor Troy students never get any sleep!

by Towmato November 9, 2021

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Junk Sleep

Poor quality sleep that makes you feel more tired than well-rested.

"Keep calling Kevin, Keith? That's Junk Sleep."

by Matty Firm May 31, 2022

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Sleep

Something I never get enough of and should be doing rn but I'm still on this damn phone

*is almost 1 in the morning*
Me: just gonna watch one more episode then I'll go to sleep
*5 hours later*
Me: Shit 😑

by WxllFlxwer November 2, 2016

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sleep divorce

When you or your wife cannot sleep together in a bed due to one of you snoring, breaking wind, watching way too much Tik Tok, work schedules, etc. so both of you start sleeping in separate rooms.

Honey, your snoring is out of control! I want a sleep divorce!

The Pattersons are sleeping in separate rooms. Are they going through a divorce?
No, they are still happily married they just have a sleep divorce.

by Hogwash15 June 10, 2023

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Sleep Central

Someone who is constantly sleeping around, and hooking up with random people.

Wow Jackson is just sleep central. He lets anyone slip it in. 🙄

by CUMWHORECOOKIE March 2, 2024

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sleep token

after hearing one song, the listener is awarded their first sleep token — which instantly unlocks delusions of spiritual enlightenment, emotional depth, and cult membership.

Side effects include:

Calling concerts “rituals.”

Referring to the singer only as “Vessel.”

Crying under LED lights and thinking it’s sacred.

Believing genre whiplash is proof of divine artistry.

Translation:
You heard a sad metal song and now think you’re on a higher plane. Congrats on your sleep token. Go touch some grass.

“Poobah listened to The Summoning once, got his first sleep token, and now he calls showers ‘cleansing rituals’ and refers to the vocalist as ‘The Vessel.’”

by justskin May 18, 2025

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