Guy 1: What did you guys do last night?
Guy 2: Well, for starters, she gave me a Road Tug on the way to the concert...
Guy 2: Well, for starters, she gave me a Road Tug on the way to the concert...
by Jeffhole October 1, 2011

by Sherlock temple September 5, 2016

by SensualSquid June 6, 2021

by Khaki86 October 9, 2023

The act of one sitting on the floor and scooting backwards while releasing copious amounts of shit out of their asshole, the top of their ass cheeks will smear the shit flattening the poop, thus paving a road, hence the name, "Road Paving" and if you want to take it to the next level (FOR EXPERTS ONLY) you can beat your dick and cum in a straight line which will then make a line in the middle of your road.
by smegmatary June 22, 2025

by College YOLO March 7, 2025

Where all the Christians become hoes and the hoes become scarred. The teachers don't give a shit ab ur future nor does the principal. This school is where sneaking ur phone is more troublesome then punching a kid. No one likes the weird kid and usually has a ghetto group. Where girls want sexuall contact and boys are too pussy to handle. No one even knows what their favorite subject is bc their all trash in some way.
by Whoeverthrewthatpaper3003 November 23, 2019
