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Road Tug

Getting a H.J. while driving.
Guy 1: What did you guys do last night?
Guy 2: Well, for starters, she gave me a Road Tug on the way to the concert...
by Jeffhole October 1, 2011
mugGet the Road Tugmug.

road slip

yeah while I was in Fort Worth I had a bit of a road slip with this blonde chick
by Sherlock temple September 5, 2016
mugGet the road slipmug.

Road Head

Ya know… when you’re driving down the road and you’re gettin’ brain.
Man, Cindy gave me some road head in my mom’s Chevy Impala.
by SensualSquid June 6, 2021
mugGet the Road Headmug.

Rocky Road Bumbkin

A rocky road bumbkin is a rim job while driving! Like road head, only better!
She gives a great rocky road bumbkin!
by Khaki86 October 9, 2023
mugGet the Rocky Road Bumbkinmug.

road paving

The act of one sitting on the floor and scooting backwards while releasing copious amounts of shit out of their asshole, the top of their ass cheeks will smear the shit flattening the poop, thus paving a road, hence the name, "Road Paving" and if you want to take it to the next level (FOR EXPERTS ONLY) you can beat your dick and cum in a straight line which will then make a line in the middle of your road.
"yo how was your weekend"
"me and the goon squad went road paving and it was wonderful"
by smegmatary June 22, 2025
mugGet the road pavingmug.

Road kill

When she has:
- a full bush.

- her period.

And you fuck.
Yeah Matt fucked Maria last night and it was road kill.
by College YOLO March 7, 2025
mugGet the Road killmug.
Where all the Christians become hoes and the hoes become scarred. The teachers don't give a shit ab ur future nor does the principal. This school is where sneaking ur phone is more troublesome then punching a kid. No one likes the weird kid and usually has a ghetto group. Where girls want sexuall contact and boys are too pussy to handle. No one even knows what their favorite subject is bc their all trash in some way.
Hey do u got to oaklahoma road middle school?

Yea

Ur mom's a hoe
by Whoeverthrewthatpaper3003 November 23, 2019
mugGet the Oaklahoma road middle schoolmug.

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