No Mascara March

You can not put mascara for the whole month of march

Girl 1: OMG can't wait for the party tonight, I'm going to put on ALL my makeup

Girl 2: Sure but you can't use Mascara

Girl 1: WHY!

Girl 2: Because it's NO MASCARA MARCH BITCH!!!!!

by No Mascara March November 5, 2019

Marching Band

When water tastes gourmet.

MARCHING BAND MAKES IT TASTE SO GOOD!! I CAN'T STOP DRINKING IT AND MY PEE IS ALREADY CLEAR!!!!

by im_nxt_russian January 15, 2022

March

Grab ass month!
In this month all the boys and girls can grab eatch other asses.

me:Hi Andrei *grabs ass*
Andrei:Why did you do that?
me:It's March,grab ass month!

by VFXing February 18, 2020

March of Dyemes

Da mega-sized nonprofit organization dat performs research to develop safer hair-coloring for pregnant women, in order to prevent birth defects.

I just use henna and other natural products to tint and nourish my hair, so I have no need for assistance from da March of Dyemes.

by QuacksO March 22, 2023

《¤》People《¤》Born《¤》On《¤》March《¤》Seventh《¤》Are《¤》Always《¤》Pioneers《¤》

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《¤》People《¤》Born《¤》On《¤》March《¤》Seventh《¤》Are《¤》Always《¤》Pioneers《¤》

by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 6, 2025

No nut march

march towards no nut
originated from the floor gang's creator

"haha big booba pixar auntie aha"
-silence wench, its no nut march

by siwnhs March 12, 2021

March 13

Assistant day

March 13
A girl with the letters A,R,K and N in their names have to be assistant to a boy with the letters J,K and N in their names

Boy: Is it march 13
Girl: yes
Boy: you know what that means

Girl: No!
Boy: you’re my assistant for the whole day! Whoo!!!

by Chasing8figures March 12, 2023