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Michael Jordan

He is a great NBA player, but he is the most overrated player in NBA history, with LeBron James, who's also great, as the second most overrated player in NBA history. When people talk about the GOAT, they mostly goat go Mwith one of them, but in reality it is either Wilt Chamberlain or Kareem Abdul-Jabbar and with Bill Russell being the 3rd greatest player of all time. I mean sure, the six championships are an impressive accomplishment, as are the six finals MVPs, but they weren't exactly against great teams, but they weren't bad, either.
Michael Jordan does NOT walk on water, despite what Jordansexuals think that he does.
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Jordan is an unintelligent girl who is upsessed with GayTS I mean BTS who looks like a decomposed sea urchin with the iq of Patrick.
Jordan was a bitch today in school
Jordan thinks she’s hotter than Addison Rae
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Jordan Michael Brown

A boss ass bitch,
She might not stay on the court like Michael, but she knows how to ball.
Damn that girl is so elevated, she must be Jordan Michael Brown.
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Jordan's Law

A popular adage that states that, "no matter how much work you put into it, once you're almost at the finish line, it will all just go away".

"When one fully manages a project so that it is capable of driving itself, the project disappears or is comically reduced."
Jim: "Do you remember that contract that you've been working all month on?"

Jordan: "Yes I do. In fact, I've lost sleep working on this project all week."

Jim: "Well, I hate to break it to you, but the client backed out at the last minute."

Jordan: "Great. Yet another case of Jordan's Law!"
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Jordan is the most attractive boy you will ever see and that's on mary had a little lamb.
lord Jordan is very cute !!
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Jordan has the biggest dick in the and all the girls get him period
Fuck me jordan harderrrrrrrrrrrr
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Damn! That dude gives off Jordan energy.
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