ice cream gland

the gland that makes lazy people fat when they claim to have a gland problem

that person can't lose weight b/c he has an ice cream gland

by robdog073191 May 4, 2005

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college iced tea

Any cheap beer, usually light beer, that college kids can afford to buy in large amounts and consume excessively. Refreshing as a cold glass of iced tea on a hot day.

Frank brought over some college iced tea and things started to get rowdy.

by lanching123 March 30, 2010

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Ice Your Dice

To "Slow Down", "Stop", or "Wait up" when someone is falling behind. (Literally or figuratively.)

Charlie: "Hurry up, Sam!"
Sam: "Ice your dice, man. There's a pebble in my shoe."

OR

Emily: "-And then he was like, "We are so over", and just hung up. I'm so heartbroken!"
Julie: "Whoa, ice your dice, you two were dating?"

by rewy400 September 11, 2010

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Ice cream float

When you are left without option and must urgently defecate in a urine filled toilet. The resultant coup de gras being a stranger's urine is now splashed upon your ass.

After contracting the rotavirus on a cruise ship, Sergio opted out of the dessert buffet line only to have a stranger serve him up an ice cream float in the galley bathroom.

by Nosferatu October 31, 2019

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