A specific archetype of girl/woman that meets the following criteria:
-Lives in a mental hospital
-Has BPD and is potentially psychotic
-Makes vague Britney Spears references in her therapeutic work (Oops... I did it Again)
-Wants to have intercourse with men whom she knows that after interacting with they will be mentally and spiritually tortured from their experience
-Refers to men she's slept with or intends to sleep with as her "victims"
Which is to say, any woman at one time or another, but Hayleys are more consistent in their neuroses. Dyed hair is not a necessary criterion, but very common.
-Lives in a mental hospital
-Has BPD and is potentially psychotic
-Makes vague Britney Spears references in her therapeutic work (Oops... I did it Again)
-Wants to have intercourse with men whom she knows that after interacting with they will be mentally and spiritually tortured from their experience
-Refers to men she's slept with or intends to sleep with as her "victims"
Which is to say, any woman at one time or another, but Hayleys are more consistent in their neuroses. Dyed hair is not a necessary criterion, but very common.
"Bro I think I'm gonna have a mental breakdown after fucking that chick from the bar"
"Well yeah man, she was a total Hayley."
"Well yeah man, she was a total Hayley."
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