HIT THE DOG

hitting the dog, usually used in games of footy, used if you want to kill the dog (other player)

mate im gonna fucken hit the dog so hard he's gonna lose his testies.

by doghitter9000 March 30, 2018

dog the demolisher

Any canine that destroys your place while you are away. The most common casualties of dog the demolisher include window drapes, windowsills, walls, coffee tables and blinds.

Duder 1: "Holy fuck dude what happened to all your shit?"

Duder 2: "My damn border collie chewed the shit out of my drapes and tore some paint off the walls. This shit is going to cost me like $500 bucks to fix."

Duder 1: "Damn, you got yourself dog the demolisher right there dude."

by westfalia January 11, 2010

Creep-dog

Guy that has something "off" about him. He is weird, scary, perverted... just a huge creep.

That 50 year old that just hit on your little sister is a huge creep-dog

by 301 August 2, 2006

Rumple Dog

The act of putting your dick in a hot dog bun and serving it to him/ or her.

I served her a rumple dog sandwich

by Bitter83 March 15, 2009

homie dog

a homie who you've known for at least half your life. an old school homie.

what up homie dog?

by Dr. Fallahtastic July 29, 2010

tin dog

A highly useful but under-appreciated member of a group. Comes from a robotic dog ("K-9") from the "Doctor Who" TV series.

Mickey was instrumental in saving the human race, but he considered himself just a tin dog.

by peakeflix January 5, 2015

Your Dog

Literally a shithead who shits. What else did you expect?

"Your dog is a major shithead!" said, John. "I know, But he has to shit!" said Pam.

by >>Evelyn<< December 19, 2018