Cold weather party

A party celebrating cold weather, outside in the cold. Traditionally, white russians and hot toddies are served. Alternatively, whiskey. You can only go inside to use the bathroom, depending on host preference, and the more guests complain about being cold, the more successful the party is considered.

This type of gathering originated in the Southern Hemisphere, where warm blooded mammals paid tribute to the gods for the brief ability to breath and sleep and go without blistering in the sun.

After reading the farmers almanac, Sandy from Georgia bought a bunch of mittens at the bogo, anticipating hosting a cold weather party.

by Snacks1 December 9, 2021

cold water

something that is best when drank at 3am

person 1: *drinking cold water at 3am*

by [insert letter spam here] December 10, 2021

cold

opposite of hot dumbass.

"Brrrr... it's cold.."

by your grandmother is gay December 22, 2021

Cold bevel

When you’re going hard as fuck with your girl and next minute there’s blood coming out of her pussy and she says it’s not even her time of the month. So you stop, because you’re not a total shitcunt, but she rushes to the bathroom and you’re left naked and cold. The cold bevel.

I was fucking my bitch last night and she totalled left me devo with a cold bevel.

by Holyholy666 December 31, 2021

Cold war

A period right after world war II when the soviet union & the united states decided to compete for who can build more dangerous weapons while not fighting each other because they'd definitely use their nukes on each other which would end up in nuclear fallout & the destruction of the entire planet which is why no military is ever allowed to use nukes. They're allowed to keep them though.

The cold war was like a very serious game show that the USSR somehow lost.

by A background character February 28, 2022

Stone Cold Stomach

A competitive sport where you drink wet cement and try to shit it out before it hardens in your stomach and you die.

Aaron: Do you want to play some Stone Cold Stomach?
Cole: I'm down.

by PikzelEcho March 11, 2022

cold latina

cold latina: eastern european people that party, drink and have fun just like latina exept drink vodka instead of tequila, are paler than ice and live in cold condition.

Watch out for Anita she's a cold latina, she's polish, drinks vodka and is crazy, dont mess with her.

by uniqueforurban March 13, 2022