Cow Pattie

When a girl rides you cowgirl style while you shit in the toilet, while she shits between your legs

The drink was spike with laxatives and viagra so we had to hit a cow pattie

by Basket1 May 22, 2025

Cow Pattie

When someone takes a dump between your legs when they ride it cowgirl style.

We ate taco bell and had to do the cow pattie position.

by Basket1 May 24, 2025

Grass-fed Cow

A woman who is naturally thick, strong, and well-built—like she’s been raised on real food and hard work, not processed nonsense. She ain’t no fast food snack—she’s a whole farm-to-table entrée. Muscles, curves, and attitude all in one juicy package. Think curves, power, and presence. She’s healthy, hearty, and holds it down.

“Bro, did you see her? That’s a grass-fed cow right there—thick in all the right places.”

by SoggySpaghetti June 4, 2025

Cow

Your mum

Your mum's a cow

by SirTheodorethe3rd November 21, 2021

pay cow

A pay cow is person who is far too easily persuaded to fund any number of projects, causes, or content creators.

Grift YouTuber: "Donate to my Patreon so I can keep making videos about {insert grift topic}
Bob: "Ok! I can donate $10.00 a month to this guy!"
Jenna: "Don't be a pay cow, Bob. This guy only posts AI script videos. Spend it on something that matters."

by johnny_thunder April 4, 2024

International baby cow day

A day where baby cows are to be celebrated on December 3rd

International Baby Cow Day is a day where you slaughter a whole bunch of baby cows...I think?

by goshdarndiggitydammit April 10, 2024

Piggy-Piggy-Cow

An obese woman that walks around a bar, you can feel the thunder of her step on the ground as she walks. She is to be captured on video due to its rarity. If you say piggy-piggy-cow while it’s on video it will be forced to lose weight

Reagan-“Pull out your phone it’s a Piggy-Piggy-Cow”
JP-(takes phone out)

Everyone at the bar-“PIGGY-PIGGY-COW, that fat fucking Cunt Get out of here!!”
result~Piggy-Piggy-Cow looses weight

by JPDOLOHIN April 17, 2024