bill uncle cord

that crap that is attached to a babies belly button on birth

Doctor: would u like to cut the aux bill uncle cord?
me: cut that shit already

by d0nj June 15, 2022

Bill

1. A sloth like humanoid who enjoys cheese
(i.e., Is Bill still sleeping? Yes, yes he is.)
2. A great friend, amazing listener, and road rage addict

Becky: OMG, I have a Bill in my life! I am so lucky! He’s just screaming at traffic on the other side of the phone is all! That’s Bill

by Ladeeda June 29, 2020

Bill Cosby Card

There are four bases in a relationship

First base
Second base
Third base
and finally
the Home Plate

First is making out
second is making out with the tongue.
third is touching
and fourth is sex

There are times where there are accidents like rape and underage sex which is considered rape regardless of age. This is when the Bill Cosby Card gets played. Normally it is the man who plays it.

Once the card is played the male is in prison for a matter of 3-10 years for rape.

Don't say I didn't warn you. You already played the card. You're now a registered sex offender.

Troy: I heard Trevor played the Bill Cosby Card, Owen.
Owen: He did WHAT?
Troy: He pulled the Bill Cosby Card!
Owen: Did I hear that right?
Troy: Yes. Trevor boned Amanda just as they started dating and she filed a police report about a rape!

by Anonomous4002 June 16, 2020

Bill hader

sexiest man alive FR FR!!!!!!!!
He is also the best actor ever hes s SOPOOOO FUNNY!

super good comedian and prodcer and writer and direcotr

Me : omg bill hader is soooo hot hes the hottest actor *EVER*
My bf : hahah i'm bill hader
Me : omg babe stop! hes so muich funnier and creativer.

by kaspbrakeddie November 16, 2023

Bill Dysart

Anyone that is in land or solar farm business/ termites

Hello this is Bill Dysart, I’m trying to contact you about the land you have for sale. I would be interested in putting a solar farm on your land

Chad: No thanks Bill !

by buckswanzy February 25, 2022

Bill Cosby

Where Someone roofies you, Rapes you and with every thrust, They call you pudding.

Jack Bill Cosby Jill last night.

by Jack and Spades December 28, 2019

Bill

Bill is a sweet guy kinda quite but is normally the leader in his group of friends and is VERY loyal to his friends and family

"Hey do you know who bill is"
"Yeah hes my friend hes very loyal I think you'll like him"

by Person........ January 2, 2021