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Jerry: I got the cúm.
Carson: YOU GOT WHAT NOW?
Jerry: I got the flu. Cúm is the flu in vietnamese.
Carson: Oh.
Name that screams "British!!!"
Alongside Edward.
Barry: whats ur name
zane: im zane, wat bout u
Barry: im barry
zane: you're british
Barry: f u

brotherman bill 

Alex: Yo, whos the Brotherman bill?
Jude: The Brothermanbill is a brother
Living at the top of the hill
Dle-da-da-da-da-da-da
The Brothermanbill is a brother
With a Brothermanbill skill
Dle-da-da-da-da-da-da
A city in Italy, Urban Dictionary thinks it is a girls name though. Damn you Urban Dictionaty users!
Charllote: I just went to Venice, Italy today!

Garry: I hate Venice!
1: Big object or anything really.
2: A derogatory term for fat people. Don't use it you a##hole.
1: Trevin: Wow, that tree is large.
Carlos: Yeah, if you fall from that, your neck is gonna be destroyed in seconds!

2: Harrison: You suck James!
James: Shut up you large manchild
Harrison: Hey! Don't call me that.

and now my life to you i give 

A song that popularized on the internet because someone was singing it moments before a car crash. Multiple edits of the guy were made.
Singing Guy: and now my life to you I give
Singing Guy: and now my life.. AUAHHHHHH!!
*car crash noises*
Singing Guy: *absolutely puzzled after the crash*