Adam

The ultimate sex guru who also gives life advice
Also has the best 9/11 humour
Biggest political mf
Has big dick energy
So sarcastic, he’ll make Stewie Griffin eat his heart out
He makes everyone gay for him

Me: do itttt
Adam: what
Me: yk…
Adam: ESHAY BAHHHHH

by Urslut<3 November 21, 2021

adam

very annoying and dumb

Hey that's Adam!

How did he even get into middle school...

by salman :) May 17, 2022

ADAM

The the thiccest big daddy yum yum sex toy of all time. Has a massive boing boong

He has a massive adam sized penis

by Adi gets noooooo girls May 16, 2022

Adam

Adam is very cute and adorable.

Kaito thinks that Adam is very very adorable and cute

by Admaskaito January 26, 2022

Adam and Keyla

the perfect couple. the two of them together can make anyone jealous

"look, its adam and keyla, they look great together

by fatnonce720 November 25, 2021

Adam

Typically a gay figure. Likes men but it’s just a shame they don’t like him back

Adam: You wanna hang out tonight
Person 2: No. You queer

by Xtra large penis (; August 10, 2021

adam belter

A wonderful person who can be a little annoying at times but is a handsome guy. He cares about what you say, and he's the perfect boyfriend. Every girl has a crush on him once in their lives.

Oh Emma your boyfriend is definitely a Adam Belter!

by Emmabelter June 12, 2017