dog the demolisher

Any canine that destroys your place while you are away. The most common casualties of dog the demolisher include window drapes, windowsills, walls, coffee tables and blinds.

Duder 1: "Holy fuck dude what happened to all your shit?"

Duder 2: "My damn border collie chewed the shit out of my drapes and tore some paint off the walls. This shit is going to cost me like $500 bucks to fix."

Duder 1: "Damn, you got yourself dog the demolisher right there dude."

by westfalia January 11, 2010

Your Dog

Literally a shithead who shits. What else did you expect?

"Your dog is a major shithead!" said, John. "I know, But he has to shit!" said Pam.

by >>Evelyn<< December 19, 2018

Rumple Dog

The act of putting your dick in a hot dog bun and serving it to him/ or her.

I served her a rumple dog sandwich

by Bitter83 March 15, 2009

Russian Dog

A Russian or anyone of Russian decent. Typically used as a derogatory term.

john: "Did you see how that guy looked?"
Robert: "He was a Russian Dog."

by Rumster December 5, 2014

Horn Dog

Someone who is very horny

Jack Barakat is a Horn Dog

by jackbarrakitten January 17, 2013

tin dog

A highly useful but under-appreciated member of a group. Comes from a robotic dog ("K-9") from the "Doctor Who" TV series.

Mickey was instrumental in saving the human race, but he considered himself just a tin dog.

by peakeflix January 5, 2015

Creep-dog

Guy that has something "off" about him. He is weird, scary, perverted... just a huge creep.

That 50 year old that just hit on your little sister is a huge creep-dog

by 301 August 2, 2006