Hym "Breaking news! I'm running out of 'things that go in ovens' to call him. A Thanksgiving turkey! Living lasagna! Assorted bakery foods. Muffin (a repeat), Brownies (Which SOUNDS racist but isn't), Birthday Cake (Just seems lazy), A ziti? Baked ziti? I don't even know what that is. It's hard to think of non-bakery things. Meatloaf (another repeat). Roast beef? Do jews have baked goods? That'd be like a poptart cooking a poptart, wouldn't it? Pizza. Calzones. A baby. You can cook a baby in an oven. So, that counts... Hmmm... Pie. Obviously. Stuffed hashbrowns... I need to cook more."
by Hym Iam February 29, 2024
Mike - "hey Brady, has Ben been messaging you on facebook again?"
Brady- " Ya man, he wont leave me alone. How many times do i need to tell him im not gay. He's breaking my snips"
Brady- " Ya man, he wont leave me alone. How many times do i need to tell him im not gay. He's breaking my snips"
by Michael Leigh November 02, 2011
It's when someone in the relationship doesn't know how they feel and they ask for a break not to break up just a break so he/she can think about if they still wanna be in the relationship
Jack can we take a break
by Jacke August 14, 2017
when you want leave somewhere or get off the phone to pleasure yourself you tell the person you’re talking to your gonna take a ten minute break.
by tyrik101 May 17, 2020
Breaking Bad is a forum based on the manufacturing of illicit drugs and is partnered with Bazaar market a secure dark web market you can find Breaking Bad forun at bbgate.com and Bazaar market at bazaar.bz
by Undeecovetgjuv June 13, 2025
When you take a break from whatever you're doing to masturbate, most often pausing whatever is being watched on Netflix (alternatively trying to squeeze in a session while the video is buffering).
I was watching Gilmore Girls on Netflix and i managed to catch a masturbatory break because my WiFi sucks.
by Toblucz December 05, 2016
When you screw something up so badly in front of so many people, that you wish you were being pre-recorded on TV so you could ask the technical staff to literally "cut to commercial break." The cut to commercial break indicates that you have achieved an Xbox like screw up. If you were in a video game, the achievement "Worst thing you've done this year" would indicate below you on screen.
I had a savage, throbbing boner during my job interview yesterday. When I stood up, it kinked in my pants like a broken candy bar and I know the hiring manager saw it. I really wished I could have cut to commercial break. I could hear him telling his buddy I must be "fun sized" on the way out of the lobby.
by CPT Ron July 20, 2020