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perry the platypus 2 

On January 16th if someone sends this to you they want to ask you out but are too shy
"Lily search perry the platypus 2 on urban dictionary "
Wait its January 16th yes i will mark
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Stable genius 2.0 

Doctor Dumbfucks first born son.
The adderol chopped scion of trumpland.
Is Don Jr really the smart brother?

Yeah, he's stable genius 2.0
Stable genius 2.0 by 2sundancer2 February 14, 2021

BRIAN'S FATE PART 2 

GO SEE PART 1 FIRST YOU STUPID BIRD
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To this day, I can still hear his sweet scream of terror and torture, as his flesh stick to the heater and came apart before our eyes. And the sent! ohhh the smell of his burning flesh was something that one recall all his life.
But anyway, after our demonstration, we kidnapped brian and took him to the woods.
We scalped him, plucked his eyes out, pulled out his nails, and teared off his teeth to only threw them all at him.

He screamed the whole time, and to it we only yelled back "hahaha SHut up".
Then, we took him to our kitchen and at this point, he wasn't really screaming that much. His troath was too hoarse.
We took our time to cook him well, after all, we wanted our friends to have a good introduction to cannibalism.

The next day, they ate him. They didn't want to at first. But with a little convincing from our part (with may or may not have included threatening them to eat or be the next one that we serve) they all digested our dear Brian.
What we didn't tell them, is that we put a drug in Brian's blood. Now, they were addicted to human flesh.

And that, my friends, is the story of Brian's date and of how we got our class addicted to cannibalism.

Amen
Brian's fate part 2 is a tragic but necessary one. There were no avoiding his future. It was set in stone. Not even LADA DRACUL could have alternered it.

Amen

red dead redemption 2

arhtur: did you play red dead redemption 2
john: yes but i cried during the end
arthur: me to

chanel number 2 

When woman sprays perfume after taking a dump in a bathroom. The room ends up smelling like both.
"The bathroom smells like chanel number 2"
chanel number 2 by jcoops July 14, 2023

cheesebrexmed part. 2 

You may call them peatsers, basically a brain and muscle function disease, but they are the wisest men on not just earth, everything. What is everything? You already know who has that answer. They know everything because they have not only been in the past and future, but this also includes the- 2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9 till infinity dimension. What really is infity? Exactly, it doesn’t work because it is always a step ahead with no answer, Cheesebrexmed knows the answer. They have been there after the infinity.

The end

Oh trust me, the text is not done, The End is where it all began, where the everything and nothingness began, where the Cheesebrexmed was born. Death is the least you should worry about…

The end, or is it? Will it ever end?
Cheesebrexmed part. 2 short jump