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Swamp ass

The term used for when your ass starts to sweat intensely. Swamp ass is a living nightmare. It makes your ass smell like you just sharted. It's gross, and is a reason to wipe your ass like you wipe your floors.
"Sat down with swamp ass for the entire day. Now every seat I sat on smells horrible."
"I feel you, man. I had a hot girl next to me once. Needless to say, swamp ass ruined everything."
by Pango456 April 29, 2019
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Ass

Stingy guts wouldn't let me up they ass.
by Stingy Guts February 5, 2024
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Ass

I wished you loved me…
I wish I was your everything!!!
I wish the posts that melted my heart…
Were from YOU!!!!

This muted time…
I have seen…
Unfortunately
It was in my mind…

The things I have imagined…
What I thought you felt…
True… for you…
It was not…

Okay… I will be…
As I know you are happy…
Even if it isn’t with me…
The things I did see…

My heart changed…
I saw things differently…
You never knew…
The love I have for you…
To you…
I am probably just cuckoo …
A little true…
I have never loved like I do you….

I always will…
Just now I need to be quiet and still…
My heart you do fill…
Even when it isn’t your will…

A dumbass I surely have been…
As it was just in my head
by 😀 UR. 😀 I will b 4u💔 January 17, 2024
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Cunt-Ass

The location on a female's body, between the cunt and the ass.
Also used as an insult, usually describing cowardness.
It can also be used to express frustration.
Example 1:
Rufus: How do you do this math equation.
Jonathan: You first factorize, then you...
Rufus: CUNT-ASS!

Example 2:
Ian: You piece of shit come fight me.
Jaden: No.
Ian: So you're a cunt-ass now huh?

Example 3:
Doctor: I have gotten your test results.
Women: How am I doing.
Doctor: I am sorry to report, but you seem to have cunt-ass cancer.
Women: CUNT-ASS!
by toddrwod July 21, 2021
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Jingly Ass

Noun
1. One who tends to become someone who shows ass like qualities during Christmas time, and tries to ruin the spirit of Christmas.

2. Jewish.

3. A Scrooge.
"Why has Joshua been acting like such a jingly ass recently?"
"He's Jewish, he will be back to normal after new years."
by nakker December 15, 2009
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if it fucked them in ass and gave them AIDS

An intensifier used to describe the extent to which some entity is ignorant of a phenomenon.
EA wouldn't know good game design if it fucked them in ass and gave them AIDS
by 10xValue September 24, 2021
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Ass Cat

When you put cream cheese in your ass, let it get moldy, so it grows hair like a Cat, an Ass Cat. 🐈
Yo she hit me with the ass cat and my rod was a rock. .
by Man_ Hattan February 3, 2024
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