Bollywood Dick

When your buddy swaps your luggage for one filled with ripped cum stained towels, but actually turns out to be your dad.

That fucking guy Andrew, I made it all the way home from the airport and he bollywood dicked me. My luggage is full of rocks and cum soaked rags.

by Andahalu Akbar September 27, 2021

Dicking on

Although the term may sound like you are making fun of someone. It actually is the meaning of taking someone’s side frequently. As if you are giving that person a blowjob.

“Stop dicking on nick!”

by Noobslayler42 May 24, 2021

Grass Dick

When you get off a slip n’ slide and because you’re so wet grass starts sticking to your dick.

Bro you have a serious case of Grass Dick, it’s covered in grass! Practically eco-friendly dick.

Bro don’t rub your grass dick on my regular dick! Your gonna spread it!

by Cricket_Blunt_Enthusiast October 17, 2025

Dick-twiddle

A dick-twiddle is when a penis-wielding person is approached by any gender and has his dick twiddled with 2-3 fingers. It is a teasing motion where the penis is gently slapped sideways back and forth a few times, resulting in small amounts of arousal in the victim.

Victim: Ah! A beautiful day!
Rapist: Eheh.. mhmm
(Rapist dick-twiddles 12-year-old boy)
(Victim gasps)
(Victim has never experienced anything so exciting)
(Victim ejaculates for the first time)
(Dies)
(Rapist fucks dead body)

by mjs2003 May 23, 2018

Moby Dick

It is a Novelty Book About A Whale Dunno where these sick f's got their information from

Person 1: Yo did you Read the Moby Dick Novelty book

Person 2: Yeah it was a great book

by DeeJayyXz July 3, 2022

Peripheral Dick

Standing at the urinal and out of the corner of your eye you see a blurred penis.

Average Michael: Hey dude, not starring or anything but I can’t help but notice your pissing cock out of the corner of my eye.

Toby Maguire: Ah man don’t sweat it, That’s just Peripheral dick !

Average Michael: love your movies by the way!

Toby: thanks so much man, it’s always nice to meet a fan. What do you do for work ?

Average Mike: I actually recently got laid off for staring at men’s cocks in urinals. Been a tough year.

Toby: you think you’ve got a it rough I’ve got Dinosaur legs.

Michael: oh god I hadn’t noticed!

Toby: well it’s not called peripheral dinosaur legs is it you unemployed loser.

Average mike: dude that’s not very christmasy of you.

Toby: Goodbye my lover, you have been the one. You have been the one for me. Love from Toby (dinosaur legs) Maguire.

by Gibbon_Lips October 19, 2025

Sometiming Dick

Sex from a man not as often as you like or when he wants it, but not when you want it.

He wanted pussy last week and he got it. You want dick now and he can't "guarantee" it. - Sometiming Dick

by Nicky Bobbi September 23, 2022