Ass hurt

Anyone who says im special fell sorry for me or dont say that im offended or thats a hate crime.
Tom is white yuck im gonna judje him and say hes a racist i was ass hurt when i found out he is married to a african american girl.
by Goto1134 March 03, 2021
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Serge Ass

A very round bubble ass, that is very smelly. Richard's preferred choice of rectum. It smells absolutely horrible, but can regenerate quickly and heal itself from Richard, before he rips it in half again.
Richard can't decide what to name his New York Times Bestseller book, "The Ass of Serge", or "Serge Ass".
by Richard's Essentials April 25, 2022
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Ass weasel

A person who weasels out of work like an ass.
by defiant_strawberry December 05, 2017
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A really strong stran of marijuana that will put you on your butt after 1 hit
Christian McClellan took too much off the grass that will put you on your ass.
by Cpuff the whiter June 03, 2019
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chicken ass

Though she was nude and ready to bone, Erik wouldn't fuck his high school girlfriend. She even tried to goad him into it by calling him a chicken ass. To no avail, he lacked the courage to root.
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Uneven Ass

A condition when you sit in the back of a full car and the seats lift one cheek higher than the other creating discomfort.
Guys! I fucking have Uneven Ass can we switch seats?
by Professional3rdWheeler April 04, 2022
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Teetle ass

A disease that affects the anus and surrounding tissue, enlarging the tissue around the anus
Dude my mom is so thick, I think she’s got teetle ass.
by Realactualhuman December 20, 2020
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