Ass Strechter

When someone makes a shit larger than their anus so the shit strechtes the anus. An ass strechter typically causes extreme pain to the victim temporarily

Bob- "AAAAHHH, GET THE FUCK AWAY"
Jacob- "WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING FROM THE TOILET?!"
Bob- "ASS STRECHTER GET THE FUCK OUT"
Jacob- "Ahh, I feel you, bro

by Dickker November 30, 2019

Pussy ass hoe

Someone who is generally dumb, stupid, and sometimes scared, some people may call their friends this as a joke.

Person 1: “Bro stfu you pussy ass hoe”
Person 2: “bro sheesh sorry”

by Hsbshsjbudns1838 September 2, 2022

Ass QB

Someone who is absolutely ass at quarterback

Hey! Is that Parish Metzger? He’s an ass qb.

by BulldogsFB October 8, 2020

Ass Tissues

Toilet paper being used as tissues.

"Do you have any tissues?"
"No, but we have toilet paper"
"Ok, you mean ass tissues?"
"Yeah"

by Weil May 5, 2019

Ass

Donkey are butt.

Get your ass off my lawn.

by red696969696969696969696966969 March 3, 2021

Slap ass year

From January 1st to December 31st we are allowed to slap ass without any consequences

Boy : it’s slap ass year

Crush :so ?
Boy:✋🏾🍑

by Stupid words October 13, 2020

Bitch ass slut

You are a bitch ass slut if your name is Logan or Kaleigh

Kaleigh and Logan are bitch ass sluts

by Crystal Pelski November 22, 2022