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swoop up and squat down

Not to be confused with the grim "legalese" term for the infamous auto-insurance-fraud procedure, this phrase refers to a totally-positive-and-pleasant action that you employ while interacting with small children. It begins when an eager innocent-minded pint-size comes racing towards you at full speed with a big grin and his arms held out; you therefore hastily reach down and swoop up said hurtling youngster in your arms while simultaneously "doing a quick one-eighty pirouette" to rapidly swing him around with you, as well, so that he doesn't lose much of his accumulated momentum. You then swiftly squat down again and deposit him back on his feet so that he can continue running as if nothing had stopped him or even slowed him down much.
About da only time dat you would not perform a "swoop up and squat down" is if da child either appears to be upset and thus needs comforting, or desires a quickie-cuddle ("To win in life's race, children need plenty of lap time"), in which case you should instead simply sit down and cradle said closeness-craving youngster on yer knee. Be sure to keep in mind, however, dat you may need to spend at least a few minutes at dis endeavor, even if da child merely wants a few seconds of "lovies", since any other observing youngsters in da general vicinity may notice said affectionate clasping and decide dat dey would like a little snuggle-time from you, as well. It's just like if a hot chick is allowing a mushy-hearted fellow to massage her pretty feet, and one or more other nice guys happen by and observe da fun activity; it may cause said girl-loving dudes to experience a sudden misty-eyed craving for cute toes, as well, and so said damsel may therefore be obliged to remain seated there for some time while all of da guys "take turns wif her tootsies", eventually leaving her feet totally "burnished and polished" from having all da callouses rubbed off from her slender soles.
by QuacksO June 8, 2019
mugGet the swoop up and squat downmug.

Lops up jelly

"Bro what, I bet mako lops up jelly"
by BlckLongDick February 11, 2023
mugGet the Lops up jellymug.

Shoes Up

Sex in the missionary position while they have their shoes on.
"I was in a bit of a rush, so I had to hit her shoes up"
by Checkzo June 1, 2018
mugGet the Shoes Upmug.

pissed up the arse

To be so drunk that not even your sister would sleep with you
Brother: Hey sis wanna go round back and take it in the crack?
Sister: Brother you are so pissed up the arse no way
by DigBickHarry September 4, 2016
mugGet the pissed up the arsemug.

catch up soon

Ever bump into a former acquaintance that you haven't seen in a long time, and have no interest nor intention of seeing again, but have to small talk for awhile out of courtesy? They're probably thinking the same. These three words in sequence form the unicorn you sought for in your puddle of vocabulary; this is how you end that conversation.
Sarah is doing her weekly grocery trip at Walmart until she bumped into her manager Abdul from her old job.

Abdul: Oh... hey Sarah, how's it going?
Sarah: Oh... hi Abdul, how's it going? We should, uh, Catch Up Soon™!!

If Abdul is on the same frequency as Sarah, Abdul will recognize it's time to cut the small talk short and bounce and reply:
Great! Catch Up Soon™.

Ideally, they go about their day and never cross paths again.
by KevinNearingThirty February 12, 2023
mugGet the catch up soonmug.

Fukt Up

Fucked up, messed up real bad, ya daarn darn doodly done darn did something rooty tooty damn hard footy macrooty. Something B A D.
Person 1: Oh god I darn Fukt Up
by KelTheMaster September 30, 2021
mugGet the Fukt Upmug.

4 fingers up

having four fingers up in a picture means that you are extremely homophobic
by ytundu April 15, 2022
mugGet the 4 fingers upmug.

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