Dog Ass

To not wipe after pooping.

Mom: “You have to wipe you butt.”
Kid: “Well, sometimes I dog ass it.”
Mom: “What?!”
Kid: “Dog ass it.”
Mom: “You dog ass it?”
Kid: “Yeah.”
Mom: “What is that?”
Kid: “It’s something what dogs do. Like when dogs poop they just dog ass it. So I dog assed it yeah.”

by BigPhatWoody October 1, 2025

Dog Assing

When you really need to wipe, so you just dog ass it.
May include letting it air dry or scooting across a carpet.

We didn’t have toilet paper so Im just dog assing it.

by Dog Ass October 1, 2025

Dog Assed It

To scoot instead of wiping.

"I dog assed it." - he scooted his bunghole on the rug/floor/carpet/ground.

by 217nah October 1, 2025

Ass puppet

When a person only says what their “puppet master” would say as a response… like the “master” has his arm up the “puppet’s” ass and is working its mouth with their hand.

JD Vance is just Donald Trump’s ass puppet.

by T-sen October 2, 2025

Dog ass it

When you take a shit, instead of using toilet paper, you just scoot your ass across the carpet like a dog.

"You have to wipe you butt when you poop"

"Well, sometimes I just dog ass it"

by B34ryb34r October 2, 2025

Ass of the Skunk

The term for when you consume additional cannabis as a remedy for the faded feeling after a high. Much akin to the "Hair of a Dog" or the "Tail of the dragon," which are two such equivalent phrases.

"Dude I got so high last night, luckily I totally had some more and I just gotta deal with the Ass of the Skunk now.

by TelleTub-Wizard, Dipsy Gandalf October 7, 2025

Creepy Ass Crawler

A Call of Duty Black ops Zombies crawler that you mess around with, typically when it’s the last zombie before the round changes.

“Yo I’m gonna fuckin dolphin dive over this creepy ass crawler”
“Can you handle the creepy ass crawler, I’m gonna hit the box”

by Whatislove383 October 9, 2025