Goofy Ass Dog

Homie who made a bad joke and everyone went quiet

Guy: What's up guys, you lovely girls

Boy: what

Guy: I got bitches on me

Boy: you goofy ass dog, shut up

by lordyrei December 12, 2024

ass clapper 9000

When your friend slaps your ass so hard that the whole neighborhood hears it

Jack was being annoying so Dylan gave him the old ass clapper 9000.

by anonymous April 9, 2022

Dumb ass

Someone who’s lowkey fucking dumb

This bitch is such a dumb ass

by naomimartens February 18, 2020

A Merrick ass

An ass that has just been penatrated with a forign object usually a finger which is then put in the owner of the asses mouth.

When we get home from Spain im taking your butt to a Merrick ass.

by Dman0101 October 14, 2021

Slap ass day

National slap someones ass day is on December 10th. You can slap anyones ass you want on this day.

Dude did you just slap ashleys ass?
Yeah, its national slap ass day!

by XxpandabearxX December 9, 2019

Ass Hole

An "Ass Hole" is a hole in the ground that becomes a final resting place for a donkey. It also refers to a person who is an arrogant idiot whose whole purpose in life is to annoy and disturb others for no reason at all.

This guy's an Ass Hole.

by Bailmaninmo December 16, 2018

Bite ass day

On October 7th any guy can go over to any girl and bite her ass hard and they can’t say anything about it !

Hey babe! Its Bite Ass Day, I like your butt cheeks, they look juicy

*bites down hard on her ass*

by User123;4 October 3, 2020