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by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. August 12, 2025

dick

what a man shoves into a girl's vagina to ejaculate, have sex, and make babies

I shoved my dick into my wife's vagina

by the_meme_house December 22, 2021

Dick Doc

An insult typically directed towards someone who has been involved in or actively involved in docking.

He is such a dick doc.

by Tyronne B. November 30, 2017

small-dick-energy

a word used to describe someone who give's a vibe of someone with a small dick.

eyali? yeah eyali has a small dick, how do i know? just look at the small-dick-energy he's giving.

by woolspeet February 2, 2024

Dick-all

I started using this at work (in a hospital) we can't say 'quiet' or 'slow' as it brings the Thunder, so I started using Dick-all. This means nothing going on, no business, no plans, boring. Also see 'Jack-Squat'.

"There is dick-all happening in the OB unit tonight" or "let's do something Friday, I have dick-all for plans".

by ColoradoG May 12, 2023

Ding Dong Dick

The timeline of a male's penis as he grows up.

Alright everyone, today in health class we will cover male puberty. Now, the process of penis growth goes ding dong dick; ding referring to before puberty, dong referring to midway through puberty, and finally arriving at dick once the male is roughly 20 years old.

by Badass Honeybadger February 18, 2022

The Portuguese Dick Trap

The Portuguese Dick Trap occurs when a small Portuguese woman called "Justa" seduces a man and she uses her ancient power to tighten around his dick, taking control of his mind and making him a slave until she takes his dick out.

Dude! Tyrone got taken by the Portuguese Dick Trap!

by BeanieBitch October 5, 2020